1 00:00:05,483 --> 00:00:08,251 ♪ MVA ♪ ♪ MVA ♪ 2 00:00:08,253 --> 00:00:11,321 ♪ Monsters vs. Aliens ♪ 3 00:00:11,323 --> 00:00:14,157 ♪ It's us vs. them ♪ 4 00:00:14,159 --> 00:00:16,359 ♪ Foe vs. friend ♪ 5 00:00:16,361 --> 00:00:19,329 ♪ Brain vs. B.O.B. ♪ 6 00:00:19,331 --> 00:00:21,865 ♪ It's a super-freaky job ♪ 7 00:00:21,867 --> 00:00:23,733 Oh, yeah, it's freaky. 8 00:00:23,735 --> 00:00:25,368 ♪ MVA ♪ 9 00:00:25,370 --> 00:00:27,971 ♪ Monsters vs. Aliens ♪ 10 00:00:27,973 --> 00:00:30,907 ♪ Monsters vs. Aliens ♪ [cackles] 11 00:00:30,909 --> 00:00:33,377 ♪ Monsters vs. Aliens ♪ 12 00:00:33,378 --> 00:00:34,611 ♪ MVA ♪ 13 00:00:35,715 --> 00:00:38,167 1x13 - Vornicarn 14 00:00:38,502 --> 00:00:41,171 [Dramatic music] 15 00:00:49,875 --> 00:00:52,481 sync and correction by f1nc0 ~ addic7ed.com ~ 16 00:01:14,188 --> 00:01:16,123 [Gasps] 17 00:01:22,330 --> 00:01:26,233 [Grunting] 18 00:01:26,234 --> 00:01:27,635 Cannonball! 19 00:01:27,636 --> 00:01:28,669 [Groans] 20 00:01:28,670 --> 00:01:29,970 Ugh! 21 00:01:29,971 --> 00:01:32,572 Ice, my old enemy. 22 00:01:32,573 --> 00:01:34,908 Shall I help liberate your frozen posterior? 23 00:01:34,909 --> 00:01:36,409 Yeah, that'd be awesome if you could... 24 00:01:36,410 --> 00:01:38,445 Aah! 25 00:01:38,446 --> 00:01:40,280 No more helping. 26 00:01:40,281 --> 00:01:43,017 [Device beeps] Field unit to mission control. 27 00:01:43,018 --> 00:01:45,886 We are en route to the site and awaiting orders. 28 00:01:45,887 --> 00:01:49,957 That's a roger copy that alpha tango zulu bravo bravo 29 00:01:49,958 --> 00:01:52,827 bogey incoming over and out smokey niner on your tail 30 00:01:52,828 --> 00:01:55,696 good buddy microphone microphone, check one check. 31 00:01:55,697 --> 00:01:57,698 Is there any chance we could talk to somebody else? 32 00:01:57,699 --> 00:01:59,533 Sorry, B.O.B. is kind of super excited 33 00:01:59,534 --> 00:02:02,169 - about this mission control thing. - I'm in charge! 34 00:02:02,170 --> 00:02:05,806 Note the majestic sombrero I'm wearing. It stands for leadership. 35 00:02:05,807 --> 00:02:07,307 Yes, it's very becoming. 36 00:02:07,308 --> 00:02:09,710 Now, do we get to know what this secret mission is, 37 00:02:09,711 --> 00:02:13,380 or are we simply hanging off the edge of an ice shelf for the giggles? 38 00:02:13,381 --> 00:02:16,650 Antarctica looks chilly. Brrr. 39 00:02:16,651 --> 00:02:18,518 I'm having cocoa. 40 00:02:18,519 --> 00:02:19,953 [Slurps] 41 00:02:19,954 --> 00:02:21,655 Mmm, comfy. 42 00:02:21,656 --> 00:02:22,656 [Chuckles] 43 00:02:22,657 --> 00:02:24,158 Attention! 44 00:02:24,159 --> 00:02:26,126 The following information is top secret. 45 00:02:26,127 --> 00:02:28,461 Anyone without blue-level security clearance, 46 00:02:28,462 --> 00:02:30,698 initiate block-out protocols now. 47 00:02:30,699 --> 00:02:32,365 [Sighs] 48 00:02:32,366 --> 00:02:35,135 Bla la la la la la la la la. 49 00:02:35,136 --> 00:02:37,171 At 0400 hours this morning, 50 00:02:37,172 --> 00:02:40,273 a Manhattan-sized iceberg split off the Antarctic coast, 51 00:02:40,274 --> 00:02:43,711 - leaving a sheer cliff wall behind. - That's just awful. 52 00:02:43,712 --> 00:02:47,581 Dr. Cockroach, find that iceberg and bring it to justice. 53 00:02:47,582 --> 00:02:51,484 - No sheer cliff wall left behind! - Forget the iceberg, B.O.B. 54 00:02:51,485 --> 00:02:53,887 the problem is what's stuck in the ice wall. 55 00:02:53,888 --> 00:02:58,726 One unidentified purple pod. Geoscan can only tell me two things... 56 00:02:58,727 --> 00:03:01,762 it's been buried in that ice for over 10,000 years, 57 00:03:01,763 --> 00:03:03,697 and it ain't from mama Earth. 58 00:03:03,698 --> 00:03:06,500 Wait, you made us fly all the way down to butt-frozen 59 00:03:06,501 --> 00:03:09,302 nowhere just to check out some old space nugget? 60 00:03:09,303 --> 00:03:12,239 No, I sent Dr. Cockroach and Sqweep for that. 61 00:03:12,240 --> 00:03:15,042 I sent you as payback for what you did to my toothbrush! 62 00:03:15,043 --> 00:03:19,012 Uh... I have no idea what you're... 63 00:03:19,013 --> 00:03:20,714 ♪ For a healthy, happy Link, ♪ 64 00:03:20,715 --> 00:03:23,851 ♪ brush your scales each time they stink ♪ 65 00:03:23,852 --> 00:03:24,852 [Continues brushing] 66 00:03:24,853 --> 00:03:25,886 Both: Ugh. 67 00:03:25,887 --> 00:03:28,555 [Sniffs] Ugh. 68 00:03:28,556 --> 00:03:30,423 Okay, that's tough but fair. 69 00:03:30,424 --> 00:03:33,360 On our way, General. [Beep] 70 00:03:35,130 --> 00:03:37,597 [Device trilling] 71 00:03:37,598 --> 00:03:40,768 Hmm. Definitely alien in origin. 72 00:03:40,769 --> 00:03:43,003 Awesome. So what's the best way to smash it? 73 00:03:43,004 --> 00:03:44,537 Rocks, right? They got any big rocks around here? 74 00:03:44,538 --> 00:03:47,975 What? This is a major discovery of an ancient artifact. 75 00:03:47,976 --> 00:03:49,709 Ancient alien artifact. 76 00:03:49,710 --> 00:03:53,613 Lesson one: "Alien" always equals "trouble." 77 00:03:53,614 --> 00:03:55,282 No offense, kid. I don't pick the targets. 78 00:03:55,283 --> 00:03:58,252 - I just drop the truth bombs. - As a man of science, 79 00:03:58,253 --> 00:04:01,554 I feel compelled to give this anomaly a full investigation. 80 00:04:01,555 --> 00:04:04,825 However, as a proven alien menace does exist, 81 00:04:04,826 --> 00:04:07,294 should we really be touching that? 82 00:04:07,295 --> 00:04:08,561 [Grunts] 83 00:04:08,562 --> 00:04:10,497 It's cool, Doc. I got this. 84 00:04:10,498 --> 00:04:12,432 Huh? 85 00:04:16,256 --> 00:04:19,718 [Dramatic music] 86 00:04:23,611 --> 00:04:25,745 Well, that's all kinds of weird. 87 00:04:25,746 --> 00:04:28,581 Aah! My nose! It got my nose! 88 00:04:28,582 --> 00:04:30,317 Aah! 89 00:04:30,318 --> 00:04:32,619 - Intriguing. - Science settled. 90 00:04:32,620 --> 00:04:34,754 Smash it! Smash it good! 91 00:04:34,755 --> 00:04:36,890 [Grunts] Ow! 92 00:04:36,891 --> 00:04:39,126 Aah! 93 00:04:42,163 --> 00:04:43,931 Ugh! 94 00:04:43,932 --> 00:04:47,134 Release that nostril, ancient nosehugging space menace! 95 00:04:47,135 --> 00:04:48,135 Ugh. 96 00:04:48,136 --> 00:04:49,803 Aah! Ugh! 97 00:04:49,804 --> 00:04:51,171 [Grunts] 98 00:04:51,172 --> 00:04:54,341 Ow! Ow! 99 00:04:54,342 --> 00:04:56,643 Aah! [Slow-motion scream] 100 00:04:56,644 --> 00:04:59,213 Aah! 101 00:04:59,214 --> 00:05:00,413 [Beeps] 102 00:05:01,482 --> 00:05:03,951 Aah! 103 00:05:03,952 --> 00:05:06,353 Yo, mission control, any ideas on how to... 104 00:05:06,354 --> 00:05:09,156 Aah! That's incredibly painful! 105 00:05:09,157 --> 00:05:12,792 - We're working on it! - I don't know. 106 00:05:12,793 --> 00:05:14,962 Bla la la la la la la la la la. 107 00:05:14,963 --> 00:05:16,830 [Groans] Okay, really helpful, guys. 108 00:05:16,831 --> 00:05:19,599 Push that button. Faster! More urgency! 109 00:05:19,600 --> 00:05:24,271 Now say, "and may the world forgive us for what we've done this day." 110 00:05:24,272 --> 00:05:28,541 - Uh, I don't see how that... - Leadership sombrero. [beeping] 111 00:05:28,542 --> 00:05:32,346 [Grunting] 112 00:05:32,347 --> 00:05:34,882 Engage, scientific method. 113 00:05:34,883 --> 00:05:37,717 Hypothesis: Electric shock will force release. 114 00:05:37,718 --> 00:05:40,287 [Electricity zapping] [Screaming] 115 00:05:40,288 --> 00:05:42,455 What did I say about helping? 116 00:05:42,456 --> 00:05:43,723 Whoa! Ugh! 117 00:05:47,095 --> 00:05:49,963 [Screams] 118 00:05:49,964 --> 00:05:52,132 You mustn't let it reach the transport jet! 119 00:05:52,133 --> 00:05:56,370 - It's our only way home! - No... ugh! You don't! 120 00:05:56,371 --> 00:05:58,605 [Grunts] 121 00:05:58,606 --> 00:06:00,707 [Grunts] Yeah! 122 00:06:00,708 --> 00:06:04,577 Eat fist, you snot-sucking... It's gonna explode, isn't it? 123 00:06:04,578 --> 00:06:06,380 - Uh, probably. - Take cover! 124 00:06:10,451 --> 00:06:12,152 [Grunts] 125 00:06:14,289 --> 00:06:18,158 - Link, are you all right, man? - [Groans] Is it gone? 126 00:06:18,159 --> 00:06:19,592 [Sniffs] 127 00:06:19,593 --> 00:06:23,030 It appears the explosion vaporized whatever was in the pod. 128 00:06:23,031 --> 00:06:26,266 Another alien threat successfully smashed. 129 00:06:26,267 --> 00:06:28,501 You're welcome, Earth. 130 00:06:34,608 --> 00:06:35,775 Nice work, guys. 131 00:06:35,776 --> 00:06:38,345 Aloha. Aloha. Aloha. 132 00:06:38,346 --> 00:06:41,081 Careful, buddy. I think I caught a little head cold. 133 00:06:41,082 --> 00:06:44,117 Oh, then let me heal you with the best medicine... 134 00:06:44,118 --> 00:06:45,219 Laughter. 135 00:06:45,220 --> 00:06:46,586 - Aah! - Clear! 136 00:06:46,587 --> 00:06:48,889 [Laughs] 137 00:06:48,890 --> 00:06:50,891 [Laughs] 138 00:06:50,892 --> 00:06:54,194 [Electricity buzzes] 139 00:06:54,195 --> 00:06:56,129 Whoa. [Gasps] 140 00:07:03,104 --> 00:07:04,404 [Electricity buzzes] 141 00:07:04,405 --> 00:07:07,407 Whatever comes out of that, totally your turn to fight it. 142 00:07:07,408 --> 00:07:10,344 Removing leadership sombrero. 143 00:07:10,345 --> 00:07:15,115 Putting on combat sombrero. 144 00:07:15,116 --> 00:07:17,150 [Electricity buzzes] 145 00:07:23,157 --> 00:07:25,225 Va to the voom. 146 00:07:25,226 --> 00:07:27,361 [Shouts] 147 00:07:27,362 --> 00:07:28,728 Huh? 148 00:07:28,729 --> 00:07:33,133 Welcome, my lady, to Earth. We totally heart aliens. 149 00:07:33,134 --> 00:07:37,637 But previously you claimed that all aliens equal trouble, so... Aah! 150 00:07:40,375 --> 00:07:42,209 Huh? 151 00:07:42,210 --> 00:07:43,143 Ow! 152 00:07:47,548 --> 00:07:49,182 Ooh! 153 00:07:49,183 --> 00:07:50,884 [Sniffs] 154 00:07:50,885 --> 00:07:52,685 Where? Where is it? 155 00:07:52,686 --> 00:07:54,888 [Crash] Where is it hiding? 156 00:07:54,889 --> 00:07:57,624 [Crash] 157 00:07:57,625 --> 00:08:00,160 - Where is the... - Time out! 158 00:08:00,161 --> 00:08:03,130 Who dare touches the Spear of Sta'abi? 159 00:08:03,131 --> 00:08:04,965 Stabby? That's you? 160 00:08:04,966 --> 00:08:07,434 - Sta...abi. - Staaabi? 161 00:08:07,435 --> 00:08:12,272 ♪ Sta'abi! Ah, ah, oh. ♪ 162 00:08:12,273 --> 00:08:14,674 Okay. Good. And I'm Susan. 163 00:08:14,675 --> 00:08:16,376 See how we're being less rude now? 164 00:08:16,377 --> 00:08:19,479 So maybe let's start with what you're doing on our base. 165 00:08:19,480 --> 00:08:22,316 I hunt the bloodthirsty beast called... 166 00:08:22,317 --> 00:08:24,418 The Vornicarn. 167 00:08:24,419 --> 00:08:26,253 The Vorni... What are we talking about? 168 00:08:26,254 --> 00:08:29,122 - [Scoffs] You are useless. - Less rude. Less. 169 00:08:29,123 --> 00:08:31,858 Intercepted transmissions tell me 170 00:08:31,859 --> 00:08:34,527 you have found a frozen Vornicarn egg. 171 00:08:34,528 --> 00:08:39,833 Are you referring to a purplish pod, about yea big? 172 00:08:39,834 --> 00:08:42,869 [Groans] You, bug-man! Where is the Vornicarn? 173 00:08:42,870 --> 00:08:44,471 It is my destiny to... [Grunts] 174 00:08:44,472 --> 00:08:47,674 Good news, goldilocks. I already popped that sucker. 175 00:08:47,675 --> 00:08:50,828 So you can just relax, perhaps with a warm, 176 00:08:50,829 --> 00:08:53,981 choco-beverage and a kissing Link. 177 00:08:53,982 --> 00:08:55,915 Friendship sombrero! 178 00:08:57,785 --> 00:09:00,920 You popped the Vornicarn? 179 00:09:00,921 --> 00:09:04,224 But you have the soft belly of a farm animal. 180 00:09:04,225 --> 00:09:07,861 [Laughs] Farm animal. Moo. 181 00:09:07,862 --> 00:09:11,031 Uh, Link? Inviting an alien with poor social skills 182 00:09:11,032 --> 00:09:13,600 and a glowy spear inside our top secret base? 183 00:09:13,601 --> 00:09:17,270 It's called building bridges, Suze. It's what we do. 184 00:09:17,271 --> 00:09:21,774 His policy on aliens seems very inconsistent. Whoa! 185 00:09:21,775 --> 00:09:24,611 Okay, so it's chocolate, but it's hot. 186 00:09:24,612 --> 00:09:27,147 And you drink it. It's like, "what?" 187 00:09:27,148 --> 00:09:28,515 Totally gonna love it. 188 00:09:28,516 --> 00:09:29,516 Aah! 189 00:09:29,517 --> 00:09:32,986 It's in the building! Save yourselves after you've saved me! 190 00:09:32,987 --> 00:09:34,154 [Whimpers] 191 00:09:34,155 --> 00:09:36,523 Whoa, Coverton, chillax. This is... 192 00:09:36,524 --> 00:09:38,525 I know her kind! 193 00:09:38,526 --> 00:09:41,761 They are savage, pitiless warriors, not to be trusted. 194 00:09:41,762 --> 00:09:44,764 See, she hunts even now! [Sniffs] 195 00:09:45,900 --> 00:09:47,667 It is impossible! 196 00:09:47,668 --> 00:09:52,172 This backwards planet is no challenge for the fierce Vornicarn. 197 00:09:52,173 --> 00:09:55,342 That's how we do, boo. 12 rounds with a nosehugger, 198 00:09:55,343 --> 00:09:57,477 and I walk away with nothing but a head cold. 199 00:09:57,478 --> 00:10:01,048 Excuse me. 200 00:10:01,049 --> 00:10:02,615 Ah! 201 00:10:02,616 --> 00:10:05,318 Okay, who didn't see that one coming? Let him go. 202 00:10:05,319 --> 00:10:06,420 Aah! 203 00:10:06,421 --> 00:10:08,388 Aah! [Gulps] 204 00:10:08,389 --> 00:10:09,822 [Grunts] 205 00:10:09,823 --> 00:10:12,259 [Grunting] 206 00:10:15,096 --> 00:10:16,029 Oh! 207 00:10:20,401 --> 00:10:21,334 [Growls] 208 00:10:23,204 --> 00:10:27,174 Savage, you see. Look at her, effortlessly fighting 209 00:10:27,175 --> 00:10:30,810 all four monsters... at once. 210 00:10:30,811 --> 00:10:32,579 I call that one for my team. 211 00:10:32,580 --> 00:10:33,513 Aah! 212 00:10:35,416 --> 00:10:36,983 Are we gonna kiss now? 213 00:10:36,984 --> 00:10:41,821 [Screaming war cry] 214 00:10:41,822 --> 00:10:45,258 - What are you... - Did she just grind pepper in his face? 215 00:10:45,259 --> 00:10:49,362 Ah, who can explain the mysteries of love? 216 00:10:51,966 --> 00:10:54,367 [Breathes deeply] 217 00:10:54,368 --> 00:10:55,969 Ow! 218 00:10:55,970 --> 00:10:58,371 [Grunts] Ow! 219 00:10:58,372 --> 00:10:59,473 Ugh! 220 00:10:59,474 --> 00:11:00,407 [Sneezes] 221 00:11:05,446 --> 00:11:06,980 [Growls] 222 00:11:06,981 --> 00:11:08,448 [All scream] 223 00:11:08,449 --> 00:11:10,817 Hmm, the Vornicarn. 224 00:11:14,922 --> 00:11:17,524 [Blows raspberry] 225 00:11:17,525 --> 00:11:19,359 [Squeals] 226 00:11:19,360 --> 00:11:20,427 [Groans] 227 00:11:21,749 --> 00:11:23,583 [Blows raspberry, squeals] 228 00:11:23,584 --> 00:11:25,518 [Groans] 229 00:11:26,721 --> 00:11:29,289 [Program trills] 230 00:11:29,290 --> 00:11:31,058 All right, scary lady. Spill it. 231 00:11:31,059 --> 00:11:32,592 What exactly are we facing? 232 00:11:32,593 --> 00:11:36,730 The Vornicarn is a creature of unbridled destruction. 233 00:11:36,731 --> 00:11:39,499 Tireless, fast, strong, 234 00:11:39,500 --> 00:11:43,436 No instinct other than "destroy, eat, repeat." 235 00:11:43,437 --> 00:11:46,039 I'm sorry. Could you repeat that last word? 236 00:11:46,040 --> 00:11:47,574 - Repeat? - Yes. 237 00:11:47,575 --> 00:11:49,042 - Repeat. - Please. 238 00:11:49,043 --> 00:11:51,411 - Repeat! - Just the last word. 239 00:11:52,412 --> 00:11:56,316 - Hamburger. - I have no further questions. 240 00:11:56,317 --> 00:11:58,485 I must hunt the Vornicarn. 241 00:11:58,486 --> 00:12:02,789 Otherwise, it will be very bad for your planet. 242 00:12:02,790 --> 00:12:05,525 Don't be scared. This is Earth. Link's got this. 243 00:12:05,526 --> 00:12:07,027 Whoa! [Groans] 244 00:12:07,028 --> 00:12:09,662 I appreciate the warning, "Sta'abi." 245 00:12:09,663 --> 00:12:12,933 But that tiny ball of fury just landed itself smack-dab 246 00:12:12,934 --> 00:12:15,903 in the heart of America's finest alien defense citadel. 247 00:12:15,904 --> 00:12:18,071 We'll have it contained by... 248 00:12:18,072 --> 00:12:21,108 It's unstoppable and terrifying! [Screams] 249 00:12:21,109 --> 00:12:22,776 Round one to the Vornicarn, but... 250 00:12:22,777 --> 00:12:23,977 [Crash] 251 00:12:23,978 --> 00:12:25,312 Words cannot adequately express the horror 252 00:12:25,313 --> 00:12:27,981 I am feeling right now! 253 00:12:27,982 --> 00:12:30,350 Cutting the power? Clever. 254 00:12:30,351 --> 00:12:32,619 Fortunately, our boys are trained for... 255 00:12:32,620 --> 00:12:35,055 My training didn't cover this! 256 00:12:35,056 --> 00:12:37,424 [Screaming, crash] 257 00:12:37,425 --> 00:12:38,792 I just peed. 258 00:12:38,793 --> 00:12:40,527 [Sighs] Why? 259 00:12:44,032 --> 00:12:46,166 Human evacuation complete. 260 00:12:46,167 --> 00:12:48,435 Monsters, aliens, you're on your own. 261 00:12:48,436 --> 00:12:50,570 That creature escapes to the outside world... 262 00:12:50,571 --> 00:12:55,175 - It won't, General. Seal us in. - I know you'll make me proud. 263 00:12:55,176 --> 00:12:56,709 But if you can't stop it, 264 00:12:56,710 --> 00:12:59,146 well, that's what "emergency base destruct" is for, right? 265 00:12:59,147 --> 00:13:00,647 - Wait, what? - Good huntin'! 266 00:13:00,648 --> 00:13:02,649 Bye! 267 00:13:02,650 --> 00:13:04,084 Love you! 268 00:13:06,354 --> 00:13:08,155 Okay, lot of base to cover, 269 00:13:08,156 --> 00:13:10,390 so we're gonna split into two-person search teams. 270 00:13:10,391 --> 00:13:14,161 Good. I do not trust so many tiny muscles in a hunt. 271 00:13:14,162 --> 00:13:17,297 - I take the fish-man as partner. - Oh, yeah! 272 00:13:17,298 --> 00:13:18,932 I'll hit the upper levels with Dr. C. 273 00:13:18,933 --> 00:13:21,534 And I feel my intellect would be most helpful if paired with... 274 00:13:21,535 --> 00:13:23,603 [Groans] Best friend hug. 275 00:13:23,604 --> 00:13:25,705 Oh, look. Odd man out. 276 00:13:25,706 --> 00:13:30,377 - I guess I'm with Sta'abi too. Yay. - Just like an alien. 277 00:13:30,378 --> 00:13:32,446 - Hmm. - What? 278 00:13:35,516 --> 00:13:38,551 [Clears throat] Hmm? Hmm. 279 00:13:45,126 --> 00:13:46,326 Whatcha doing? 280 00:13:46,327 --> 00:13:47,827 Tracking? Looks like you're tracking. 281 00:13:47,828 --> 00:13:49,296 See how I'm sharing your interests? 282 00:13:49,297 --> 00:13:52,599 I'm all about togetherness and tracking and... 283 00:13:52,600 --> 00:13:54,401 [Grunts] [Groans] 284 00:13:54,402 --> 00:13:58,671 Hunting skills, casual disregard for the safety of others. 285 00:13:58,672 --> 00:14:04,077 I must say, you're acing the personality profile, Sta'abi. 286 00:14:04,078 --> 00:14:07,180 Hey, third wheel. Kind of trying to have some quality time 287 00:14:07,181 --> 00:14:11,518 - with the lady here, you mind? - Just getting to know my fellow alien. 288 00:14:11,519 --> 00:14:12,652 [Chuckles] 289 00:14:12,653 --> 00:14:14,988 Could you state your feelings on humans, 290 00:14:14,989 --> 00:14:18,591 on a scale from disposable to delicious? 291 00:14:18,592 --> 00:14:22,695 - Say what now? - Oh, hush. Like you're human. 292 00:14:22,696 --> 00:14:28,568 [Beeping] 293 00:14:28,569 --> 00:14:33,173 [Rapid beeping] 294 00:14:33,174 --> 00:14:34,707 Yah! Gotcha! 295 00:14:34,708 --> 00:14:38,145 - Well, good for you, missy. - Henry the janitor? 296 00:14:38,146 --> 00:14:39,546 Aren't you supposed to be evacuated? 297 00:14:39,547 --> 00:14:41,881 Bunch of frilly-drawered malarkey. 298 00:14:41,882 --> 00:14:44,351 The only thing that needs evacuating around here 299 00:14:44,352 --> 00:14:46,019 is this clogged toilet. 300 00:14:46,020 --> 00:14:48,588 Dang thing won't e... Aah! 301 00:14:48,589 --> 00:14:51,624 [Vornicarn snarling] 302 00:14:53,161 --> 00:14:56,896 Aww, Henry's getting a swirly. 303 00:14:56,897 --> 00:14:59,266 It has to be your call, Mr. President. 304 00:14:59,267 --> 00:15:02,269 You're the only one who can authorize an emergency base destruct. 305 00:15:02,270 --> 00:15:04,771 - The monsters are still inside? - Affirmative. 306 00:15:04,772 --> 00:15:07,707 But this "Vornicarn" could get out and terrorize the entire planet? 307 00:15:07,708 --> 00:15:09,276 That is the moral quandary. 308 00:15:09,277 --> 00:15:10,944 I'll understand if you need some time to... 309 00:15:10,945 --> 00:15:12,946 Do I get to press a big red demolition plunger? 310 00:15:12,947 --> 00:15:17,250 I suppose we could rig up a plunger if you want to come down here and... 311 00:15:17,251 --> 00:15:19,586 [Groans] Down there? 312 00:15:19,587 --> 00:15:20,887 Why can't I get one up here? 313 00:15:20,888 --> 00:15:22,589 Uh, I don't really... 314 00:15:22,590 --> 00:15:25,092 Margaret! Have somebody wire me up a big red plunger. 315 00:15:25,093 --> 00:15:27,494 I'll be in the Lincoln bedroom watching videos of skateboarders 316 00:15:27,495 --> 00:15:29,396 getting hit in the hoo-hoos. 317 00:15:29,397 --> 00:15:31,198 [Sighs] Four more years. 318 00:15:33,601 --> 00:15:37,337 I have deduced that this is the vornicarn's likely nesting spot. 319 00:15:37,338 --> 00:15:40,474 - How you figure? - The creature only recently hatched. 320 00:15:40,475 --> 00:15:43,143 Therefore, one must think like a baby. 321 00:15:43,144 --> 00:15:44,811 [Chewing] 322 00:15:44,812 --> 00:15:47,414 [Gulps] Got it. 323 00:15:47,415 --> 00:15:49,649 Where do you want me to cry and make a boomer? 324 00:15:49,650 --> 00:15:51,568 I simply mean we should look for the most 325 00:15:51,569 --> 00:15:53,487 warm, soothing environment on this base. 326 00:15:53,488 --> 00:15:55,922 Logically, the kitchen. [Clattering] 327 00:15:55,923 --> 00:15:59,192 We have located the baby. 328 00:15:59,193 --> 00:16:00,193 [Growls] 329 00:16:00,194 --> 00:16:03,830 That ain't no baby. Friendship sombrero? 330 00:16:03,831 --> 00:16:05,132 [Chomps, gulps] 331 00:16:05,133 --> 00:16:07,367 [Vornicarn roars] 332 00:16:07,368 --> 00:16:08,468 [Phone rings] 333 00:16:08,469 --> 00:16:09,969 Yello? 334 00:16:09,970 --> 00:16:12,639 Aah! It's gigantic! 335 00:16:12,640 --> 00:16:16,376 - Not a baby, not a baby! - Hey, guys. It's B.O.B. 336 00:16:16,377 --> 00:16:17,744 [Screams] Oh! 337 00:16:17,745 --> 00:16:21,948 The growth spurt. Now the hunt truly begins. 338 00:16:21,949 --> 00:16:24,651 Wait, you knew this was coming? Why didn't you tell anyone? 339 00:16:24,652 --> 00:16:27,521 Let us you and me get alone time now. 340 00:16:27,522 --> 00:16:32,859 - I am totally on board with that. - What? [Screams] 341 00:16:32,860 --> 00:16:34,227 What do you have in mind, baby? 342 00:16:34,228 --> 00:16:35,162 [Groans] 343 00:16:37,331 --> 00:16:38,265 Aah! 344 00:16:39,833 --> 00:16:42,169 Oh, good, Sta'abi. 345 00:16:42,170 --> 00:16:44,437 I think we were probably smooching or something, 346 00:16:44,438 --> 00:16:47,073 and somebody hit me in the back of the... Wait a minute. 347 00:16:47,074 --> 00:16:50,510 After the growth spurt, the Vornicarn will be starving. 348 00:16:50,511 --> 00:16:52,245 You're using me as bait? 349 00:16:52,246 --> 00:16:55,014 Ha! He already has a taste for your nose insides. 350 00:16:55,015 --> 00:16:56,516 [Growls in distance] 351 00:16:56,517 --> 00:17:01,254 This is officially the fifth worst date I have ever been on. 352 00:17:01,255 --> 00:17:05,925 [Screams] 353 00:17:05,926 --> 00:17:08,328 Hmm? Oh, my. 354 00:17:08,329 --> 00:17:12,732 Backstabbing and sacrificing one of the monsters? 355 00:17:12,733 --> 00:17:17,204 Oh, dear Sta'abi, you just nailed the job application. 356 00:17:17,205 --> 00:17:18,505 [Chuckles] 357 00:17:18,506 --> 00:17:20,607 I can't believe I trusted you 358 00:17:20,608 --> 00:17:23,376 and sort of wanted to write a rap song about you. 359 00:17:23,377 --> 00:17:26,045 Ha, I knew this was a stupid planet. 360 00:17:26,046 --> 00:17:29,449 [Growls] Yeah, well, lesson relearned. 361 00:17:29,450 --> 00:17:31,551 Alien always equals trouble. 362 00:17:31,552 --> 00:17:36,290 - I'm afraid I do not concur. - What? 363 00:17:37,291 --> 00:17:39,292 Sqweep! [Vornicarn snarling] 364 00:17:39,293 --> 00:17:42,795 Aah! 365 00:17:42,796 --> 00:17:44,731 - No! - Aah! 366 00:17:45,966 --> 00:17:46,966 Aah! 367 00:17:46,967 --> 00:17:49,937 [Grunts] Hey, buddy. 368 00:17:50,938 --> 00:17:54,541 B.O.B., cut me loose, so I can hug you, you big mug. 369 00:17:54,542 --> 00:17:56,876 - B.O.B., Link, what's going... - Whoa! 370 00:17:56,877 --> 00:17:59,713 [Vornicarn snarling] 371 00:17:59,714 --> 00:18:04,284 Come no closer, beast. For you shall face... [Screams] 372 00:18:13,794 --> 00:18:16,275 Tongue tag, you're it. Whoa! 373 00:18:16,310 --> 00:18:19,044 [All grunting] 374 00:18:19,600 --> 00:18:20,600 Whoa! 375 00:18:20,601 --> 00:18:26,005 [All grunting] 376 00:18:27,575 --> 00:18:30,310 Let them go! 377 00:18:30,311 --> 00:18:32,078 [All grunting] 378 00:18:32,079 --> 00:18:35,081 No! The Vornicarn is mine! 379 00:18:35,082 --> 00:18:36,816 Aah! 380 00:18:41,021 --> 00:18:42,455 [Roars] 381 00:18:42,456 --> 00:18:44,457 She's going one-on-one with that thing? 382 00:18:44,458 --> 00:18:46,293 She will be annihilated. 383 00:18:46,294 --> 00:18:48,227 [Vornicarn growling] 384 00:18:48,228 --> 00:18:50,330 Bad Vornicarn! Heel. 385 00:18:50,331 --> 00:18:51,798 I said, "heel." 386 00:18:51,799 --> 00:18:54,167 [Roars] 387 00:18:54,168 --> 00:18:56,336 Speak. [Roars] 388 00:18:56,337 --> 00:18:59,306 - Good Vornicarn. - Is she training that thing? 389 00:18:59,307 --> 00:19:01,841 And go only on the papers, Vornicarn. 390 00:19:01,842 --> 00:19:05,745 - I'm gonna go with yes. - Wait, we can go on papers? 391 00:19:05,746 --> 00:19:09,316 Hello, porta-potty. 392 00:19:09,317 --> 00:19:13,886 Sit, Vornicarn. Sit. [Vornicarn growls] 393 00:19:13,887 --> 00:19:18,858 This... is... not... sitting! 394 00:19:18,859 --> 00:19:21,795 This is the greatest moment of my presidency. 395 00:19:21,796 --> 00:19:23,630 Margaret, play something inspirational. 396 00:19:23,631 --> 00:19:26,866 [Hip-Hop music] Aww, yeah. 397 00:19:26,867 --> 00:19:29,636 Mr. President, we should probably check to see if the 398 00:19:29,637 --> 00:19:32,405 monsters had any luck before exploding our own base. 399 00:19:32,406 --> 00:19:34,741 Too excited. Somebody give me a countdown! 400 00:19:34,742 --> 00:19:38,745 Start with ten... No, six. I can't wait! 401 00:19:38,746 --> 00:19:44,376 Six, five, four, three, two... 402 00:19:44,411 --> 00:19:45,218 [Explosion] 403 00:19:45,219 --> 00:19:47,354 [Snarling] 404 00:19:47,355 --> 00:19:50,523 What in the... 405 00:19:50,524 --> 00:19:54,728 Consider yourself domesticated. 406 00:19:54,729 --> 00:19:55,995 [Vornicarn purrs] 407 00:19:55,996 --> 00:19:58,765 General Monger, wait. That's the Vornicarn. 408 00:19:58,766 --> 00:20:04,070 - It's like some kind of alien pet to her. - It's all in my report, sir. 409 00:20:04,071 --> 00:20:06,373 I still get to blow up the base though, right? 410 00:20:06,374 --> 00:20:09,442 Ow! Darn it, Margaret, that really stings. 411 00:20:09,443 --> 00:20:12,912 I want a debriefing, and I want it brief, golden girly. 412 00:20:12,913 --> 00:20:16,349 The Vornicarn is galaxy's best hunting beast. 413 00:20:16,350 --> 00:20:18,785 When I learned that one hatched on your planet, 414 00:20:18,786 --> 00:20:20,453 of course I came at light speed. 415 00:20:20,454 --> 00:20:24,391 And you could not, perhaps, have told us this from the beginning. 416 00:20:24,392 --> 00:20:28,728 But then you would not have been so whiny cry baby scared. 417 00:20:28,729 --> 00:20:32,064 The Vornicarn likes fear. You cannot fake that. 418 00:20:32,065 --> 00:20:35,602 Yeah, you wouldn't wanna, you know, be fake about anything. 419 00:20:35,603 --> 00:20:38,070 Wow, that came out bitter. On purpose. 420 00:20:38,071 --> 00:20:41,340 All right, then. Unauthorized training activity over. 421 00:20:41,341 --> 00:20:44,811 Time to hitch a light beam back to "off my planet," pronto. 422 00:20:44,812 --> 00:20:48,180 It will be my pleasure to leave this... 423 00:20:48,181 --> 00:20:50,116 Impossible! 424 00:20:50,117 --> 00:20:52,519 It's a message from Sta'abi's home world. 425 00:20:52,520 --> 00:20:54,287 She has been ordered to stay on Earth 426 00:20:54,288 --> 00:20:56,790 by special request of the galactic council. 427 00:20:56,791 --> 00:21:01,360 How wonderful and unexpected. 428 00:21:01,361 --> 00:21:02,729 [Chuckles] [beeps] 429 00:21:02,730 --> 00:21:04,431 To place another call to the galactic council... 430 00:21:04,432 --> 00:21:07,467 [Grunting] Be quiet. 431 00:21:07,468 --> 00:21:11,571 It will take much training to keep from turning soft on this planet 432 00:21:11,572 --> 00:21:15,174 of stuck-out bellies and thumb-sucking Presidents. 433 00:21:15,175 --> 00:21:16,776 Welcome aboard. 434 00:21:16,777 --> 00:21:21,047 Do you have any warriors to spare for carnage practice? 435 00:21:21,048 --> 00:21:23,416 Where's that kid with the red tag? 436 00:21:23,417 --> 00:21:26,486 - Are you quite all right, old friend? - Mixed feelings. 437 00:21:26,487 --> 00:21:29,489 Sure, she's devious and conniving, and her dog tried to eat me. 438 00:21:29,490 --> 00:21:32,692 But I've learned today that aliens can have good qualities too. 439 00:21:32,693 --> 00:21:33,693 Mm-hmm. 440 00:21:33,694 --> 00:21:36,429 Like the way her eyes light up when she goes berserko. 441 00:21:36,430 --> 00:21:39,332 Ooh, la, la. [Sighs] 442 00:21:40,901 --> 00:21:44,036 Victory sombrero. 443 00:21:44,480 --> 00:21:46,244 sync and correction by f1nc0 ~ addic7ed.com ~